Well, this new department is likely to be short-lived. The Gridiron Board over on Phog.net buried the concept with this thread. For the record, this is the second installment as we offered this one up last Saturday.
"Two-hundred and eighty-four million dollars. You've got to be kidding me! Two-huuuuundred and ... eighty .... four million dollars. *^%$. That's alot of $#^%in' money for a football stadium ... for a college team? For a state college, for "student" athletes? Are you *&^*ing kidding me?!?!?!? Boone &^%$in' Pickens. What the &^%# has he been pickin'? Gold. He got a gold pickin' farm!?!?!?!? &^%$! People have lost their *&^%in' minds. Who's gonna win the game? If the game is collectin' money then I give it to Oklahoma State -- 284 million to 31 million. Two-hundred and eighty-four million dollars? Jesus, their are alot of countries that would love to hit two-eighty for a GNP."
"All right then, Ohio State - present. Kansas - present. Hawaii - present. Okay then, band agenda. First off, we'll need a name and luckily I've worked a little something up for you. The Undefeat Teds. Huh? Yeah, you like it? Good. Okay, then next order of business. Let me pull up the band itinerary on the computer. Okay, Kansas you've got a gig with the "Cowboys" in Stillwater, Oklahoma. Hmmm, Still water, that doesn't sound very nice does it? Anyway, big game, lotta people watching. This one is to be broadcast in high definition. Don't know what that means but don't screw this one up, could mean a lot of money guys."
"The Oklahoma State Cowboys, eh? I know their kind. Scrappy bunch. Vibrant colors, full of pep. What's the name of their coach, Smithers? That's right! Gunderson! A young buck, if only he'd had children. Oh well. No need for the Cowboys to show up. The mighty Jayhawks of Kansas will crush them like cockroaches."