Mark Mangino -- Hey, he's the ultimate wingman with cash to burn. Plus, he's a KU man. No contest.
Mike Leach -- Adding alcohol to this personality kind of scares me, but so what, at least it will be interesting. I envision sort of a Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas sort of evening.
Mike Gundy -- Does he have a fake I.D.?
Mack Brown -- If he can dial-in the UT cheerleaders, then maybe.
Guy Morriss -- I'll bet this guy's had a few. In fact, he had to have been sauced when he accepted the job.
Bob Stoops -- Not if he's going to wear that visor.
Gene Chizik -- See Mack Brown.
- Dan Hawkins -- Okay, but only if Bluto, Otter and D-Day come along as well.
Bill Callahan -- Sure, we can bring the minivan and not talk to a female all evening. I'll have to see if I can find my Dockers.
Ron Prince -- Have you seen his wardrobe? I don't like to go out to get my ass kicked. If we could get Gary P. to come along, I'd probably be asleep in about four minutes.
Dennis Franchione -- Yep, for a for rousing game of Jenga.
Gary Pinkel -- Mr. Personality? No way. Two drinks and I bet he's like, "Hey, are you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me?"