Office Tips for the KU Football Fan

Tired of co-workers trying to distract you from the greatest season in KU football history? Here's a list of ways to turn any conversation into an opportunity to discuss KU football:

Coworker/boss: Hey, Bob how are the kids doing?
Response: You mean Briscoe and Chris Harris. I think they're doing alright. Briscoe made SI and Chris Harris lost his starting status to Harper, but they'll make a nice pair of Big 12 corners next year when Talib leaves.

Coworker/boss: How was your weekend?
Response: Historic. A&M fans booed and I learned about Don Carlos.

Coworker/boss: How's that TPS Report coming?
Response: It's going to be a while. I'm bogged down in trying to decipher the Sagarin Ratings.

Coworker/boss: What are our quarterly projections?
Response: From a point-production standpoint a little low in the first quarter, but it seems to steadily increase throughout the remaining quarters.

Coworker/boss: You want to grab some lunch?
Response: Are you insane? I'm headed home to re-watch the A&M game.

Coworker/boss: How do sales look?
Response: Arrowhead is soldout, but I better have good seats or Lew and I will be having a meeting.

Coworker/boss: What did you think about the season finale of Californication?
Response: Are you insane? That's time that I spend re-watching the A&M game.

Coworker/boss: Do you think Pam from The Office is hot?
Response: Yes, but moreso in a KU cheerleader outfit.

Coworker/boss: Are you going to make that deadline?
Response: Are you insane? I'm headed home to re-watch the A&M game.

Comments

[ROWYHO]

Awesome! Finally, some comedic relief to offset the stress that goes along with being a fan of top 10 team. I guess we better get used to these new stressors.

BTW, Pam in a KU cheerleader outfit! Are you insane? I'm going to have that image in my head all day. Really, that's a great thing, but I should probably go home and rewatch the aTm game to get refocused.

Nice work!

[DJ Goodwin]

I've got about two minutes to go to finish off the aTm game -- Scott Webb just missed a field goal. I wonder how that affected his grade in the KC Star -- assuming of course that they covered the game.