Celebrity Deathmatch GameDay Notes: Nebraska at Kansas

The Last Frontier

"To boldly go where no Jayhawk football team has gone before."

The Huskers are the last north team to fall into the "we've beat you two out of the last three years" trap that the Jayhawks have set throughout the division. Yes Mizzou, I know you currently have scoreboard on us, but we'll correct that in a few weeks ... be patient. Anyway, the 2/3 number is a hardcore KU football fan's kind of stat, but we'll just add it to the 99 other reasons that KU wants win tomorrow. With the game just 14.5 hours away, the GameDay Notes are going up early so I can be at Memorial by 8:00 a.m. I got a little help from some friends ...

Creed, The Office

"Oh, I'm a Nebraska fan ... have been for years. In fact, Tom Osbourne is my cousin. We were always asking him if he was going to coach football his whole life. We were like 'c'mon Tom get a real job already.' Then he got elected to congress. We had a pretty good laugh over that one. I guess there's one in  every family ... huh? Oh, the game -- Nebraska 85, Bluebirds 2. The fourth teamers will snap one over the punter's head with 25 seconds left in the game."

Michael Scott, The Office

"Kansas absolutely should, can and might win if they can hold back the Nebraska defense and generate some activity on the field.  By the way, did you know that I knew Mark Mangino. Yes. Absolutely. We went to the same magic camp as kids. He specialized in card tricks and he performs at least one trick for the kids before each game. You see, he gets it. Bill Callahan? Please, he's the Toby of the Big 12 ... a final score? Yes, this one comes down to goaltending. Kansas State Jayhawks 4, Nebraska Lions 1."

Jules Winnfield, Pulp Fiction

"The path of the  righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the  tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who, in the name of charity and good will,  shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

You want a score, I'll give you a &^%$ ^%$#ing score, Brad!!!!!! The Blue Death Hawks of Kansas 44, The lowlife &*%#! *&^%ing Corn Dogs of Nebraska 5!!!!!!!"

Buffalo Bob, Silence of the Lambs

"It puts on the red pants and enters the stadium. It goes onto the green field.  It holds the brown ball and waits."