Text Message Intercept: November 3, 2007

Lawrence Family T-Mobile Plan

BigRedBlake: 7-0. its still nebraska and its still football
TLawHawk: hold on a sec ... k, done wavin wheat now 7-7 - u were sayin?
BigRedBlake: r u guys familiar with LB pass coverage. ML's my boy 14-7
TLawHawk: Nice pick, cheater
TLawHawk: B-Mac jogs into the endzone and u can't start for this team
TLawHawk: brb -- had to signal in that TD pass
TLawHawk: who do you think is faster - octavien or sharp? 21-14 bro-ski
BigRedBlake: screw u, we got the ball now
TLawHawk: and thats a punt
TLawHawk: r ur buddies afraid of #35 28-14
BigRedBlake: all-american my ass, purify is teaching class today 21-28 ... if we can just get a stop
TLawHawk: what do you think of #13
TLawHawk: well you could say the end zone is stopping ku - 35-21
TLawHawk: u guys are punting again, seriously i may get to play in the 3rd q
TLawHawk: 42-21 ... i wonder if our scoreboard can do three digits
BigRedBlake: if you get on the field, i'll run off the sidelines and tackle you
TLawHawk: i'll be in the blue jersey, in case you are color blind from hanging out with the "blackshirts"
TLawHawk: INT - u guys are dead now
TLawHawk: 48-21 hee, hee ... fumble the kick so we can get 50
TLawHawk: nice field goal - are u ignoring me or looking at a brochure for garden city cc
BigRedBlake: very funny, seriously yes
TLawHawk: i wonder why ku didn't offer you. see after the half, that field goal really closed the gap
BigRedBlake: STFU
BigRedBlake: 31-48, seriously we r still in this game
TLawHawk: and madonna is still like a virgin
TLawHawk: what do you think of Dez? aren't u in the same class: 55-31
TLawHawk: another INT, maybe u guys should shorten the game
TLawHawk: doubled up, how's TO doin'
BigRedBlake: at least our fans are still here
TLawHawk: yes, but why
TLawHawk: and that's 69-31. hey, since you'll be home for xmas can you pick up some presents for me, for mom and dad?
BigRedBlake: F U
TLawHawk: look at it this way, if you ever go to prison, you'll be "experienced"
BigRedBlake: 31-76 and I think Cally is smiling, man this outfit sux
TLawHawk: at least you don't look like a court jester or anything in those red pants
BigRedBlake: I'm outta here, see you at thanksgiving
TLawHawk: don't you have to go to boulder? take it easy bro
BigRedBlake: maybe, i may walk off the team in about twenty minutes. BYE -- eat that two-point conversion, OSU is going to smoke your ASS!!!!

NOTE--This excerpt is a fictional account for entertainment purposes only

Comments

[ROWYHO]

Good stuff. Was this an excerpt for entertainment purposes or a real conversation? Either way, my guess is that's probably a pretty accurate dialogue.

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