Rip His Head Off: Celebrity Alternatives

Since the existing list of alternatives for the "Rip His Head Off" Jayhawk football kickoff chant didn't offer much pop, I thought I'd look to the world of politics and fame to see if they could help out with this critical issue. The suggestions they gave are as follows and I promise it's all true:

Rip His Beautiful Head Off
Bono, U2

The fundamental change I want to make is to remove the opponent kick returner's head; however, let's make sure he has health coverage to get that thing sowed back on ... I think we can all agree on that.
Barack Obama

Rip his (expletive) head off, let me repeat ... rip his (expletive) head off
Joe Biden

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Sarah Palin

Sex, head ripping off and politics ... why talk about it?
Donald Draper

Tackle that guy!
Murray Hewitt

I'd like to rip his head off. Yes, I think I'd quite enjoy that.
Pete Campbell

Rip His Wonderful Head Off
Jimmy Stewart

I'd like to re-distribute the head ripping off to all of the teams in college football. It's not fair that KU is doing all of the head ripping off we need a system that allows everyone the opportunity rip someone's head off.
Barack Obama

Listen friends, I want to bring you head ripping off with honor, not defeat (big smile).
John McCain

Rip His (expletive) Pants Off!
George Michael

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