Best Coach to Party With -- Big 12

In honor of the thread ranking the Big 12 coaches on the Gridiron board, I thought we'd try something different. Rank the coaches based on how fun they'd be for a night on the town.

1. Mark Mangino -- Hey, he's the ultimate wingman with cash to burn. Plus, he's a KU man. No contest.
2. Mike Leach -- Adding alcohol to this personality kind of scares me, but so what, at least it will be interesting. I envision sort of a Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas sort of evening.
3. Mike Gundy -- Does he have a fake I.D.?
4. Mack Brown -- If he can dial-in the UT cheerleaders, then maybe.
5. Guy Morriss -- I'll bet this guy's had a few. In fact, he had to have been sauced when he accepted the job.
6. Bob Stoops -- Not if he's going to wear that visor.
7. Gene Chizik -- See Mack Brown.
8. Dan Hawkins -- Okay, but only if Bluto, Otter and D-Day come along as well.
9. Bill Callahan -- Sure, we can bring the minivan and not talk to a female all evening. I'll have to see if I can find my Dockers.
10. Ron Prince -- Have you seen his wardrobe? I don't like to go out to get my ass kicked. If we could get Gary P. to come along, I'd probably be asleep in about four minutes.
11. Dennis Franchione -- Yep, for a for rousing game of Jenga.
12. Gary Pinkel -- Mr. Personality? No way. Two drinks and I bet he's like, "Hey, are you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me?"