" 'M - I - Z ... Z - O - U.' I'm impressed. Yes. Not only do you know five letters of the alphabet, but you can speak them in patterns. Are you an actual graduate? Score prediction? Kansas 77, Dirtbags 1.
"Blood will follow blood. Dying time is here. Jayhawk Incorporated 155, Bushwackers dead."
Missouri sucks. End of story.
"The Jayhawks is 10-0? Are you *&^%ing with me? ... Are you *&^%ing with me, Larry? Don't *&^% with me on this.*&^%. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get me a bunch of 42-inch plasmas and have the Jayhawks playin' 24/7, just on like a loop or something. Damn 10-0. That's my Jayhawks, man."
"I like to picture my Kansas football team flying into the stadium on a bunch of blue and red helicopters. And they like come in all wearing blue capes and I'm all hammered in the front row and Lew Perkins is sittin' next to me and #13 takes the opening kickoff 105 yards for the TD and I look at Mangino and I yell, 'YOU ROCK MANGINO!!!!!' And then he takes off those sunglasses, throws them to me and says, 'don't be a hot dog, Cal.'"
"If you don't like the Kansas Jayhawk football team, then &^%$ you."
Well, this new department is likely to be short-lived. The Gridiron Board over on Phog.net buried the concept with this thread. For the record, this is the second installment as we offered this one up last Saturday.
"Two-hundred and eighty-four million dollars. You've got to be kidding me! Two-huuuuundred and ... eighty .... four million dollars. *^%$. That's alot of $#^%in' money for a football stadium ... for a college team? For a state college, for "student" athletes? Are you *&^*ing kidding me?!?!?!? Boone &^%$in' Pickens. What the &^%# has he been pickin'? Gold. He got a gold pickin' farm!?!?!?!? &^%$! People have lost their *&^%in' minds. Who's gonna win the game? If the game is collectin' money then I give it to Oklahoma State -- 284 million to 31 million. Two-hundred and eighty-four million dollars? Jesus, their are alot of countries that would love to hit two-eighty for a GNP."
"All right then, Ohio State - present. Kansas - present. Hawaii - present. Okay then, band agenda. First off, we'll need a name and luckily I've worked a little something up for you. The Undefeat Teds. Huh? Yeah, you like it? Good. Okay, then next order of business. Let me pull up the band itinerary on the computer. Okay, Kansas you've got a gig with the "Cowboys" in Stillwater, Oklahoma. Hmmm, Still water, that doesn't sound very nice does it? Anyway, big game, lotta people watching. This one is to be broadcast in high definition. Don't know what that means but don't screw this one up, could mean a lot of money guys."
"The Oklahoma State Cowboys, eh? I know their kind. Scrappy bunch. Vibrant colors, full of pep. What's the name of their coach, Smithers? That's right! Gunderson! A young buck, if only he'd had children. Oh well. No need for the Cowboys to show up. The mighty Jayhawks of Kansas will crush them like cockroaches."
DJ Goodwin